Escrita por Dee Dee Ramone, foi gravada em fevereiro de 1976, no Plaza Sound, em New York City e lançada em 23 de abril de 1976 no disco de estréia da banda chamado apenas de Ramones. Foi produzida por Craig Leon e T. Erderlyi. A interceção das ruas 53rd e 3rd em Midtown, Manhatthan, NYC é um local conhecido pela prostituição masculina. Foi regravada pelo Metallica, entre outros artistas. Fala sobre prostituição masculina. Quando o prostituto pega um cliente, ele o mata pra provar que não é homossexual. Joey Ramone cantou, Johnny Ramone tocou guitarra, Dee Dee Ramone tocou baixo, fez backing vocals e dividiu os vocais principais. Tommy Ramone tocou bateia, fez backing vocals e bateu palmas. Craig Leon tocou guitarra e fez backing ocals. Mickey Leigh fez backing vocals e bateu palmas. Rob Freeman fez backing vocals. Arturo Vega e Danny Fields bateram palmas.
A letra:
If
you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in
Vietnam
No more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other
worries
Fifty-third and third standing on the
street
Fifty-third and third I'm tryin' to turn a
trick
Fifty-third and third you're the one they never
pick
Fifty-third and third don't it make you feel sick?
If you think you can, well come on
man
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
No more of your fairy
stories
'Cause I got my other worries
Fifty-third and third standing on the
street
Fifty-third and third I'm tryin' to turn a
trick
Fifty-third and third you're the one they never
pick
Fifty-third and third don't it make you feel sick?
Then I took out my razor blade
Then
I did what God forbade
Now the cops are after me
But I proved
that I'm no sissy
Fifty-third and third standing on the
street
Fifty-third and third I'm tryin' to turn a
trick
Fifty-third and third you're the one they never
pick
Fifty-third and third don't it make you feel sick?
Fifty-third and third
Fifty-third
and third
Fifty-third and third
Fifty-third and third
Fifty-third and third
Fifty-third and third
Fifty-third
and third
Fifty-third and third
A versão dos Ramones:
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A versão do Incorrect Thoughts: